Stormi
The perfect storm has arrived loser and you had better be ready for this cat five hurricane to fuck your life up! Don't even pretend to be prepared - that you're safe behind your boarded up your windows - that you think you know what's coming - you aren't - you don't! I have been growing my mean-girl energy for longer than you know and it's ready to make landfall and destroy your masculinity forever. Uh-huh - I may look pretty but I'm fucking dangerous - especially to weak little Stormi-chaser simps like you. You don't stand a chance - I'll blow your back doors in way before you have a chance to hide in the basement... except when I decide to ruin your back-doors... I'll be doing it with my favourite strap-on. Batten down the hatches, reject - because you're about to get cycl-owned!
